Shattering the Left Behind...
Sourpuss Stamp Reviews
How to mess up an already messed up
theological difficulty. Those who participate in propagating such
theological drivel should be banished.

This Sour Puss
Stamp goes to John Noē.
His book was an attempt to “shatter” the “Left Behind”
delusion which is sweeping the nation (thus the title of his book,
"Shattering the Left Behind Delusion").
No doubt, the “Left Behind” series is seriously flawed and in
grave error. Just think
about it – the Gospel of Jesus Christ is offensive.
Why then is the series so popular with the world?
(You can buy it in any bookstore, and even in Walmart!)
This should cause all true Christians to baulk at the series immediately. Their hyper-dispensational foundation is utterly unbiblical
and John Noē is in the right for desiring to write a book against
that series. I just wish he
did not write this one.
The view Noē is
propagating is called Preterism. It
means, simply, that all prophetical Scriptures are fulfilled, even those
concerning the resurrection. All
the prophetic Word is fulfilled in Christ and there is no “blessed
hope” to hope for, or no “resurrection” of the body yet to happen. The
resurrection is not really a resurrection of the physical as much as it
is a spiritual resurrection, according to Noē.
He claims that in AD 70 Jesus Christ came in judgment against the
Jewish nation, and the Matthew 24-25, as well as all the OT prophecies
have been completely fulfilled since Jesus said “This generation shall
not pass away…” until all is fulfilled.
I
will commend him on his treatment of Adam and Eve’s expulsion in the
garden – that was well done. But the other exegetical problems are far too obscene to
overshadow the one or two good points he made. (The exegetical problems
in his book are too numerous to post here and would require a whole book
in rebuttal.) Any student
of the original languages will immediately see the difficulties, and just
plain bad exegetical work, which Noē is propagating in some cases.
For instance, he believes there is a “compartment” called
“Abraham’s bosom” based off of the passage in Luke Where Jesus
tells the parable of the rich man and Lazarus (I guess because a gap
between them seems like Abraham and Lazarus are in a compartment??), and
in Peter where the apostle tells us that Christ preached to those held
in prison from the days of Noah (Why is Jesus preaching to lost people
who are damned in hell? Did
they not go to
hell?). This is simple
eisogetical nonsense. But a
great part of the book, and his resurrection theory hinge on this.
Another example is his strained interpretation of the word for
“air” used by Paul (“and we who are left will be caught up
together in the air…”). He
believes it to be our “breath”, or the air around and inside of us.
(yes, I agree with you when you say “huh?”, it is a quite
strange interpretation used only in this “eschatological system”).
To base a critical doctrine on a strained interpretation (at
best) of the word, is to find the entire doctrine dubious at the start.
And Noē does not use or deal with many of the Scriptures
which refute his teaching. Nor
does he ever deal with the wicked and their resurrection to damnation
– which is a very important bit of information to leave out.
Although, as I said, Noē’s desire to refute the teaching
of the erroneous “Left Behind” saga is commendable, someone now
needs to write another book called “Destroying the book called Shattering the Left
Behind Delusion,” or something to that flavor. |
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